10 awesome quotes from Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee

January 9, 2014

Samantha Bee from the Daily Show has had some great quotes. Here we list 10 of our favorites

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1. Poker

“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker.

And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.”

2.Don’t judge me.

“Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money.

3. Birthdays

“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.”

4. Living In The Moment

“I’m capable of living in the moment.

And I’m especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people’s moments.”

5. World Politics

“If it wasn’t for what goes on in the world of politics we really wouldn’t have much of a show.”

6. Hair Care

“It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.”

7. Real Stories, Real People

“There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.”

8. Hard Questions

“You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.”

9. New York Apartment

“My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home.

Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours.

People don’t want to stay inside for fear they’ll go crazy.”

10. Job

“It was only a few years ago that I couldn’t get hired to save my life.”